If we want to be consistent with what we say, everyone should be able to see that goodness, that forgiveness and that understanding in us. Blessed Mother Teresa of Calcutta
Adios, champion.
If we want to be consistent with what we say, everyone should be able to see that goodness, that forgiveness and that understanding in us. Blessed Mother Teresa of Calcutta
Adios, champion.
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When you wake up one day and you can not help feeling That you're truño
over, crouch and stand a shit
face it any boy programmer with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing will give you more geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger. Therefore, if you really want to earn your wizard hat, just read the instructions, and soon your friends will think you are the pre reincarnation of Linus Torvalds.
installation to realize this article was conducted in concrete floor in the garage of a house, being fireproof, using a 400MHz Clamshell iBook, and began shortly after local sunset.
Step 1: Find a badger appropriate. Zoological specimens are ideal, but better suited badgers can be found along roads in many parts of North America, the British Isles, continental Europe, Asia, and parts of Africa.
Step 2: Once you obtained a dead badger, check it carefully for structural damage, particularly in the spine, skull, and legs. Dead badgers do not regenerate, and a badger with broken legs exhibit limited mobility. Brain damage and spinal cord may interfere with the installation of Linux and make any installed system is unstable, and void all warranties expressed or implied by the laws of any and every state, county, or dimension, present or future alternative.
Step 3: Obtain a copy FleshGolem cyberspiritual or another program on your provider. This test was performed with a copy of FleshGolem downloaded from the utilities section of the Apple site. Follow all installation instructions carefully, including the additions in the readme.txt file.
Step 4: Insert Duppy card or external adapter SpiritInTheSky. The Duppy cards work best if you're using a Mac with an Airport slot, the response SpiritInTheSky external adapter can be inactive. Other notes below apply only to install the card into the iBook duppy test used.
Step 5: Install the antenna security Duppy card (included with the card) in the badger. Badgers antennas can operate without security, but this is not recommended. Badgers unsafe can be cut by anyone with a compatible card and bits of badger. Each system Duppy card / antenna is encrypted in a unique way so that a properly installed system allows only the original user has access to the badger.
Step 6: Install the operating system your badger. Voodoo is the preferred distribution of Linux for badgers and related species (see step 1). This distro was designed by German software engineers who contributed to the project SuSE software before they started up Twisted Faces in Jamaica. An alternative distribution is Pooka, which is available for download at SoulForge.net. However, there is no structure of alpha for Mac OS and Amiga, and some users have found that Windows NT utilities built Harvey Pooka can cause sudden invisibility. Configuring
Step 7: Install VüDü itself. In the package, there will be a large square of herb-scented paper. This is the entire code for VüDü. Fold this paper in an origami shape resembling the animal you are installing VüDü on (see also Appendix II). There are folding direction for the common animals in the box. Make a well in his role badger and add a little more blood and hair of your pet.
Step 8: Invocation Procedures / boot. Place the center of the badger in fireproof surface, make sure ventilation is adequate and all doors are closed. Turn off all cell phones, and stop using the other unapproved electronic devices. With the blood of the badger, a staff spot about the size of a foot wide around his body. Place the code in the top spot badger pentagram, ay turn the paper while doing the initial invocation:
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DISCLAIMER: not damaged any badger or Macintosh in the course of this test installation. Your results may vary. Please note that zombie badgers are banned in many municipalities in California and Wisconsin, in Texas Zombie badgers should always be subject or tied. Zombie badgers can move at great speeds, and are prone to sudden acceleration, appropriate caution when maneuvering. Do not let your zombie badger eat mushrooms or African snakes, badgers may issue or techno music. Do not make fun of them. Prolonged use of a zombie badger can cause acne, insomnia, leprosy, unusual weather, or the end of the world. Please dispose of properly zombie badgers, check with your local recycling company for proper disposal protocols. Original English
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in English (where I got this): here .