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Kaizo Mario

usually play is not something to give high priority when using a computer. On the contrary; a thousand times prefer to surf the Internet, checking blogs, pictures, drawing, writing .... There is a wide range of things you can do not necessarily involving play. However, I do, and I'm a fan of old titles.

In fact, something I have often used it to play abandonware with DosBox, or play old NES games or Superna using emulators. Super Mario World is one of those games that is in my memory forever. His impeccable programming, 96 things to make, between what we had 2 extra worlds and numerous alternative solutions, they did a game that despite the time that it has not lost its validity.

Wandering a bit on the internet, someone told me about Syobon Action. I tried it and found it funny when Mario parody, but it does not happen. However, I scored a break point when I spoke of Kaizo Mario.

Kaizo Mario ... Kaizo Mario ... I said it was a super ultra hard ROM, modified version of Mario World.

caught my eye as I looked some screenshot, and did not find it so difficult for the eye. So I looked, I got the ips patch and once applied to two copies of clean SMW ROM (they were 2), I gave myself the task of testing.

My first reaction was WTF ...?
Ok, I relaxed a second. I decided to play and let the other stage of yellow blocks later.
Cooooonchesumare D:
After a deep breath and lay hands on my little knowledge about a game that for me was never more than that, a game, I started to play. I promise to never ever seen a game so damn devilish.
The moron who prepared these scenarios we thought of everything. After much lesear with the first stage, I gave up without a pass. However, left with a bitter taste. What kind of moron was who gave up to anything? Was used savestates wholesale and lost?

With this thought I sat down to play again, determined to win. And after nearly two hours of frustration, and to continue from a saved state with the emulator 748 times, I managed to pass the first stage. Well!

stage I wanted to try the yellow blocks. Overall, this is to catch coins. I went and opened the stage ... I will summarize it in one word:
MIERDAAAA!

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Weeks passed. The most frustrating game of my life was progressing. Headaches were common, but my masochism forced me to follow. It was like a drug; needed to play Kaizo Mario to stay alive without feeling the withdrawal. And I'm not kidding: Both Nailick are as Neko literal witness it.
Yes, Bowser defeated the invisible, final boss of Kaizo Mario 1. And I started the challenge with Kaizo Mario 2.

What if he thought the first game was cursed? Play the second and will see the mariconez the creator, who now not only took pains to make it difficult, but seemed to mock the poor play at times, putting coins in the most unlikely places, forcing you to lose, and forcing you to perform jumps with a pinpoint precision so that if he failed, you lost. And in the penultimate stage, typical of mobile platforms, not only required pinpoint accuracy, but impressive dose patience and a perfect time, because with 2 milliseconds you fail, it was impossible to win. In fact, I had to play wea to half the normal speed (30fps) to pass both the blocks "on / off."

However, the patience, stubbornness, crying, and and destroying the right arrow on my notebook keyboard frustration, were rewarded in the long run ... with the end credits.

I leave you with some examples of why Kaizo Mario is the game recontrachesumaremente frustrating it can be.
(And no, I have not tried it yet "I want to be the guy"). Look through the videos.
And yes, I went through all that. =)







Want to try? Well, take your favorite Superna emulator and enjoy! (If you can call it "enjoy" this. XD
http://www.4shared.com/file/34810126/209ea7d8/Kaizo_Mario_World.html

Next time I will comment about Eversion, a fun game (at first) that came through Vaporotem .

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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